🚜 Laser Farms

SOWING LIGHT.
HARVESTING THE FUTURE.

Jenkins & Sons: Home-Grown Lasers. Est. 2099

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Proprietary Technology

Our patented Laser-Till™ utilizes coherent photon streams to optimize soil alignment for maximum crop coherence.

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Stellar Yields

Grow any crop, on any world, under any star. Our Astra-Domes™ create perfect growing conditions.

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Farm Fresh From the Void

Interstellar-grade produce, guaranteed free of hyper-spore contamination and ready for your table.

Deep-Core Photon Alignment

Our Laser-Till™ system goes beyond traditional agriculture. It aligns the atomic structure of the topsoil to perfectly bond with quantum seed pods. By modulating the frequency of our photon plows, we eliminate weeds at the molecular level before they can germinate.

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Astra-Domes: Your Personal Biosphere

Every Astra-Dome™ is equipped with an independent atmospheric engine. We dial in the exact gravitational and atmospheric parameters to trigger explosive growth cycles, filtering out harmful cosmic radiation.

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Vacuum-Sealed Purity

We harvest in hard vacuum, immediately sealing our produce in temporal-stasis crates. Zero-G packaging ensures no bruising during transit. Guaranteed 100% free of hyper-spore contamination.

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From Dirt to Photons

In 2099, Old Man Jenkins realized the degraded topsoil of Earth wasn't cutting it. He hypothesized that if plants synthesize light into food, why not feed the dirt with light directly?

Starting on Luna Base Alpha, the family rigged mining lasers to pulse at exact photosynthetic frequencies. Today, Laser Farms operates across twelve planetary bodies. We still get our hands dirty, we just wash them in starlight.

The Tools of Tomorrow's Harvest

Laser-Till Emitters

Forget turning the soil physically. Emit a sub-harmonic frequency that causes regolith to aerate itself at the molecular level.

Astra-Domes

Hard-light forcefields that filter out harmful cosmic radiation while trapping localized atmospheres.

Photon-Irrigation

We use localized hydrogen condensers paired with UV-C spectrum blasting to deliver liquid-light hydration.

Laser-Till Emitters

Equipped with class-4 plasma cores, these emitters break down hard-packed asteroid soil into rich, tillable regolith. The sub-harmonic frequencies agitate the soil to accept quantum seed pods instantly without the need for mechanical plowing.

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Astra-Domes

Powered by orbital micro-reactors, Astra-Domes project a solid light shield that deflects micro-meteoroids and solar flares. Internally, weather routines simulate ideal terrestrial conditions, from gentle spring rain to high-noon sun.

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Photon-Irrigation

Instead of shipping heavy water, our condensers pull hydrogen and oxygen directly from the solar wind. This moisture is infused with UV-C light before reaching the roots, ensuring rapid absorption and zero root-rot.

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Fresh Market Terminals

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Quantum Spinach

Enhanced with Coherence-Grade Aether

14.99 Credits / lb
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Nebula Strawberries

Bursting with Cosmic Terroir

22.50 Credits / pint
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Gamma Pumpkins

Perfect for zero-G carving

35.00 Credits / ea
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Supernova Sweetcorn

Pops perfectly upon atmospheric entry

18.00 Credits / ear

Quantum Spinach

Our Quantum Spinach exists in a superposition of flavors until consumed. Extremely high in isotopic iron, it provides a burst of energy capable of sustaining long EVA shifts. Warning: May cause slight temporal displacement if eaten raw.

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Nebula Strawberries

Cultivated in genuine planetary ring stardust. These berries absorb trace elements that give them a glowing core and a uniquely sweet cosmic terroir. They impart a mild anti-gravity sensation on the palate.

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Gamma Pumpkins

These massive gourds absorb ambient background radiation, rendering them perfectly safe while producing a bioluminescent orange glow. Requires a standard plasma cutter for traditional carving.

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Supernova Sweetcorn

Engineered to withstand extreme heat. Toss an ear out the airlock during planetary descent, and atmospheric friction will perfectly pop every kernel. Features a rich, buttery plasma center.

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Beyond the Beams

We leverage bleeding-edge photonic technology to grow the galaxy's most vibrant, nutrient-dense produce. We don't just feed the colonies; we remind them what home tastes like.

Enlist in the Agricultural Vanguard

Quantum Botanist

Responsible for stabilizing the genetic lattice of our crops against localized anomalies.

Drone Wrangler

Maintain our autonomous harvester swarm during solar flare events.

Sub-Space Communications

Are your lasers safe?

We feed the plants lasers, not you. Our produce is non-radioactive and safe.

Do you ship beyond Mars?

Yes, via slipstream courier. Freshness guaranteed via stasis-lock packaging.